Me at sporting goods store:
- Clerk: The ladies skates are on the other side.
- Me: I know. But they're ugly. And I'm not a lady.
I just read a little article about depression (okay it was a BuzzFeed list DON’T JUDGE ME) and something really stuck out to me. Irritability is apparently an often ignored sign of depression. For years I have been fighting the idea of maybe having something actually wrong with my brain. I was all “I’m not depressed. I’m just tired all the time, have either 0 feelings or am constantly annoyed by EVERYTHING and usually hate everyone and can’t handle being outside for any length of time and have problems empathising and am always freaking out over the fact that I’m doing nothing with my life but am somehow also a total control freak but I’m not SAD I just have anxiety!” Are these just normal 30 y/o lady thoughts? I have no idea! If I’m irritated by everything, maybe that’s NOT totally normal? Like, I’m sure it’s fine to get annoyed by things sometimes. Okay, all the time. But the things that annoy me, no matter how small, are often day ruiners. What do I do I don’t like doctors I’m probably overreacting arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
You know who never wants to fistfight? Bathroom attendants. And that’s why you don’t go to fancy clubs.
Play it cool.