Today in Strombone: flat tires
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.
Hahahahahaaa! Wonderful :)
So it turns out I paid my phone bill twice last month. Once on payday, which was a Thursday, and once on Friday because I got drunk and forgot I had done it the day before, which I also promptly forgot. So when this bill came around, I had a credit in my account, and no recollection as to why. What a fun and confusing time for me!