where's the cake?

Funny things, arty things, hockey things, cute things and sci-fi things. Occasionally NSFW.

I am going wedding dress crazy on Etsy right now. I want every dress ever. The bottom left is just a tulle skirt, which is probably the best option because MONEY.

The first dress is sooooooooo cute tho.

Me at sporting goods store:

  • Clerk: The ladies skates are on the other side.
  • Me: I know. But they're ugly. And I'm not a lady.

REALTALK

I just read a little article about depression (okay it was a BuzzFeed list DON’T JUDGE ME) and something really stuck out to me. Irritability is apparently an often ignored sign of depression. For years I have been fighting the idea of maybe having something actually wrong with my brain. I was all “I’m not depressed. I’m just tired all the time, have either 0 feelings or am constantly annoyed by EVERYTHING and usually hate everyone and can’t handle being outside for any length of time and have problems empathising and am always freaking out over the fact that I’m doing nothing with my life but am somehow also a total control freak but I’m not SAD I just have anxiety!” Are these just normal 30 y/o lady thoughts? I have no idea! If I’m irritated by everything, maybe that’s NOT totally normal? Like, I’m sure it’s fine to get annoyed by things sometimes. Okay, all the time. But the things that annoy me, no matter how small, are often day ruiners. What do I do I don’t like doctors I’m probably overreacting arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Can someone photoshop him lurking on a creepy castle tower or something?

Can someone photoshop him lurking on a creepy castle tower or something?

sexpigeon:

You know who never wants to fistfight? Bathroom attendants. And that’s why you don’t go to fancy clubs.

sexpigeon:

You know who never wants to fistfight? Bathroom attendants. And that’s why you don’t go to fancy clubs.

ancientpeoples:

Heart Scarab of Hatnefer 
Made from serpentine and gold, this necklace was made for Hatnefer. 
Egyptian, New Kingdom, 18th dynasty, reign of Thutmosis II,  1492 - 1473 BC. 
Source: Metropolitan Museum

uhnf.

ancientpeoples:

Heart Scarab of Hatnefer 

Made from serpentine and gold, this necklace was made for Hatnefer. 

Egyptian, New Kingdom, 18th dynasty, reign of Thutmosis II,  1492 - 1473 BC. 

Source: Metropolitan Museum

uhnf.
wrlittle:

lifeaquatic:

Neko’s like, “Another photo of me looking pretty in the prairies? Sure, why not.”

#neko

This photo should be a book/album/movie cover.

wrlittle:

lifeaquatic:

Neko’s like, “Another photo of me looking pretty in the prairies? Sure, why not.”

#neko

This photo should be a book/album/movie cover.