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Funny things, arty things, hockey things, cute things and sci-fi things. Occasionally NSFW.
lifeaquatic:

I’m having romantic feelings about this vacuum cleaner and its effect on pet hair.

I’m very interested in hearing more about this vacuum cleaner and it’s pet hair pick up capabilities. Seriously. I have a persian cat.

lifeaquatic:

I’m having romantic feelings about this vacuum cleaner and its effect on pet hair.

I’m very interested in hearing more about this vacuum cleaner and it’s pet hair pick up capabilities. Seriously. I have a persian cat.

monsternomicon:

Silver Dragons are the second most powerful of the metallic dragons, and are true friends to all. The silver dragon enjoys the company of humans and elves so much that it will often take the form of a human or elf and live among them for the majority of its life. It should be noted that silvers, like all dragons, believe themselves the most superior creatures in the world. However, apart from the ability to fly, which they enjoy greatly, they tend to prefer the physical forms of humanoids for everyday life.

At first glance, the silver dragon appears very similar to the white dragon. The wings are more curved than a white’s though, and the silver has two talons on its wings rather than the single talon of most dragons. The silver dragon also has a beautiful frill that begins at the top of its head and flows all the way down its neck and body to the tip of the tail. The frill is silver towards the body, fading to a purple hue at the edge. They have two long, smooth silver horns with black tips, pointing up and back from the head. They also have a pronounced sharp frill under the chin, which has the rough appearance of a goatee. They smell like rain. They are very intelligent, more so than most humans, extremely powerful, breathtakingly beautiful, and have lifespans which can stretch up to 4,200. The silver dragon is regal and statuesque, an unusual trait they offer is the love of human dining, and will use the ability of alternate form to take part in large feasts. Silver dragons employ a breath weapon of extreme cold similar to that of white dragons. They also have a second breath weapon, a cone of paralyzing gas.

*insert “cone of paralysing gas”/fart joke here*
Sometimes when you’re super hungover the only thing that helps is posting half naked selfies on the internet.

Sometimes when you’re super hungover the only thing that helps is posting half naked selfies on the internet.

sam:

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mojosodope178:

onlylolgifs:

Dog Works at Airport Returning Passenger’s Lost Items

Holy sh** balls this is cool

Apple dog

replace all humans with dogs.

whomakesyourmoney:

"When Leonard was courting me, I was very very sick once. He brought all the ingredients to make home made chicken noodle soup over to my house. He made it while I slept, then asked if I needed anything else when I awoke. When the soup had simmered, he portioned it out, put it away and did the dishes. Then left. Then I married him."
co-workers get it.

I had someone do this for me once. I tried to marry him. It didn’t go so well.