where's the cake?

Funny things, arty things, hockey things, cute things and sci-fi things. Occasionally NSFW.

The biggest cheer I got was when the puck hit me in the head. Chris Simon came over and asked if I was OK. I told him: ‘I’m all right. I put on some extra hairspray.’

—Kerry Fraser to a reporter after officiating Game 4 of the 2004 Stanley Cup Final (via hockey-time-machine)

"why am I here I can’t help myself what’s happening???!"

(Source: guremikes, via derpycats)


cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

(Source: majesdanes, via unimpressedcats)


To everyone who was concerned with what we call Fig’s poops: we just call them poops. However, he always walks around meowing for a bit before he goes, so we often tell him to “just poop about it” or to “poop out your little feelings”.


It’s Caturday! Baby Fig photos for everyone!

My puff.