where's the cake?

Funny things, arty things, hockey things, cute things and sci-fi things. Occasionally NSFW.
Dylan Moran has this great bit, about cars and not driving and knowing nothing about them. When asked, he says “Oh I don’t know, but when I get one its gonna be a blue one!” 

I feel that same way, but about bikes. I don’t know anything about them but when I get one its gonna be a black one! This bike could be the best or the worst I have no idea! But it sure is pretty.

Dylan Moran has this great bit, about cars and not driving and knowing nothing about them. When asked, he says “Oh I don’t know, but when I get one its gonna be a blue one!”

I feel that same way, but about bikes. I don’t know anything about them but when I get one its gonna be a black one! This bike could be the best or the worst I have no idea! But it sure is pretty.

lifeaquatic:

Jay-Z, “Izzo (H.O.V.A.)”

This is one of my all-time favorites of Jay’s, and I just learned today that Kanye produced it. I’m having a pre-mega-famous Kanye afternoon.

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THIS SONG FOR SO LONG???

Pinback - Blue Screen Life (Full Album)

I wish I had today off as well so I could listen to this whole album while having coffee/breakfast.

Attn: lifeaquatic! Dresses are honestly the easiest outfit ever. Who wants to think about matching up multi piece outfits when you really only need one! You can add blazer, or belt to change them up if you want, and in the cold months just throw on thick tights and boots. Dresses are bestest.

It’s the freakin’ Preakness baby gonna have me some fun.

So baby gimme that hoof, hoof

And lemme give you those teeth, teeth 

(via sexpigeon)

"I’ve known Corey Burton for thirty-two years. You’d look at him, and he looks like an accountant. He is the most dearest, sweetest man who does shit that makes you go "How on Earth does that come [out his mouth]?", and a fine actor." - Rob Paulsen

Happy Birthday Corey Burton! (August 3rd, 1955)

(Source: thevengeanceknight, via itswalky)

thecandidcastaway asked: You are sincerely one of my favorite authors and it saddens me that you, passively or consciously, abide by a code of aesthetics that alienates a majority of us. I would choose the coin that showed women as they were before fat became an antonym to beauty.

neil-gaiman:

It’s nothing to do with body weight. It’s to do with the crown of light that Liberty wears on the top one, as opposed to the laurel leaves and liberty cap she had on the bottom one (see American Gods).

Jesus fucking christ people. Maybe tone down the conclusion jumping like just a bit, okay?